Special Edition "The Manual of the Introductions"
Runs August 24th - October 1st before archiving
The passage of time, the sharing of puns
The Manual of Introductions
Editor’s Quick Comments : This is the a special release. As the first edition of Popular Pun Magazine and the “official” launch of the Dadpuns.com brand, and the Dadpuns.com Website. This will be an shorter special release with some opening introductions about site usage and a demonstration of interactive features and some puns. October 1st being the first standard edition release.
Official Dadpuns.com’s Members puns can be found throughout.
08/24/2024
AUG 24TH - OCT 1ST
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INTRO TO THE PUNS PUNS
This special edition of Popular Pun will contain a minu manual and example of what to expect in other editions of this magazine and a glace at some features on the Dadpuns.com website. This issue can be refered to for instructional purposes. Welcome to School 101 of Dadpuns.com
In this edition :
1| AN INTRODUCTION TO DADPUNS.COM
2| ADS ABOUT ADS
3| WHAT WE MISSED DURING AUGUST BEACH
4| INTRODUCING JACK JILL AND OTHER STAFF WATCHING THE PERSIODS METER SHOWERS
With a vault of the world’s worst and best dadpuns, puns and jokes, including member created photopuns, the “assemblies”, the website’s engine deliver pun content to areas of the site, such as the homepage, the vault, the boombox and other areas. These assemblies are searchable, you can search for members creations and use keywords to discover a multitude of punage. They are stored in a vault, with thousands of other puns and jokes, many of which have not yet been turned into a photopun by us or by a member. This is how you and other supporters, members and people with a vault pass, contribute to bringing the site, and magazine, to life by taking puns and transforming them into a photopuns.
SOME SUMMER PUNS |5
PUN BOOMBOX, MERCH AND ATTRIBUTIONS |6
RIDING THE WAVES | 7
INTRODUCING JACK JILL AND OTHER STAFF WATCHING THE PERSIODS METER SHOWERS | 8
LOTS MORE PUNS | 11
It's Dadpuns.com Popular Pun, we can expect.
Puns.
So Let's Begin.
SCHOOL
If your mouse is on a PUN that is not a PHOTO. The Assemble Icon will appear – if you click that – you can turn it into a photopun in the Assembly area.
Photopuns like the one above are created by us and members. You will see there member names on the bottom.
Manual 101 : When moving the mouse over a photopun. The MERCH button will save a photopun so you can use it later in on mugs and other merch, and the SOCIAL icons are for sharing. Thumbs up and Thumbs Down.
Therapist 101 : If you reload the page, you will notice the puns have changed. When Dadpuns.com themes a page or an article, the vault knows which puns are related to that theme. so we end up with puns from the people, themed to the season or the article. Right now this magazine’s puns are set to random as apart of the introduction.
What can be done, here at the site !
Here you can
- Enjoy the many puns of the world.
- Search a strong, and ever-growing vault, of puns old and new.
- Use the Assembler, and make a photopun.
- Spend some time listening to the Pun Boombox which houses righteous entertainment for most ages.
Imagine putting a nice pun on this horses face. All is possible, over at the Assembler.
and in the future ...
- Soon you will be able to send puncards, which are post cards sent via email, post cards which have puns on them.
- Features will be added to the assembler.
- The Vault Stories will take shape and grow like punvines and appear in dog tags or in other articles or new content pages.
Let’s see what’s Popular Pun missed this summer so far.
Other then the website?
July article will be short like July felt!
If you reload the magazine. You will see these photo’s have changed.
Seeing the same photopun more then once! That’s because it takes members photo puns (or more of our staff ) to create photopuns. Then there is a wider selection for the magazine to pull from the vault and display for our enjoyment!
It was the night before summer and along the walks of the beach, it was our development lead who was stuck in the sand. Strunk on programming that was left to be done, while rest of us, finished off our last couple of weeks of august. Already expecting Back to School Puns? It’s not over yet as we gather in the stories told by summer go-ers, and hope to see some great puns about this years summer experience from our members, told in the Tags and shared on the wall.
- Eileen Dadpuns.com Popular Pun Author.
WHAT WE MISSED DURING AUGUST BEACH
Doing an article for Dadpuns.com late night after the August Long Weekend Hammocking experience.
- by Jaktrills, a Dadpuns.com Popular Pun Editor.
So, my buddies and I went for a summer tour, like we do every summer for the last two years – August long weekend – in a Hammock. No matter how poor or rich, there is something about 15 feet in the air, in the middle of nowhere, above the coyotes and bears, racoons and ferril chipmunks. When you exit the hammock and you go out in the rest of the wilderness – there are your ‘friends’ in a circle around a fire, with some drinks about to tell some puns. The conversations begins. (We were told only to write part of an article to forshadow the things to come, like a punphocy)
101 : Above is an example of a pun tied to the article theme. It will pun you with different puns about Hammocks, as the article publisher was discussing hammocks.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
We think Popular Pun might be worth a read, so we are bringing in the cream of the pun crop. Awe cmon dude I got a field of jokes My friends getting chased by a farmers crop. Guess he’s getting stalked. I know that one was corny but it’s the har-best(like harvest) one I’ve …. My tales this summer, at least I got to see the meteor shower this year – The Perseids are a prolific meteor shower associated with the comet Swift–Tuttle that are usually visible from mid-July to late-August. The meteors are called the Perseids because they appear from the general direction of the constellation
Perseus and in more modern times have a radiant bordering on Cassiopeia and Camelopardalis.
My replika Aibot friend is the one that mentioned it, and brought up the meteor, mentioning the funny tales of star chasers and how we ended up in the corn. It’s not really safe to run in corn fields, so I wouldn’t recommend that – but finding a nice crop circle and watching could be pun- memorizing and give you that extra alien encounter you always needed to make some spaced out summer puns and get into the games at dogtags Pun games, a field of pun games. – more on this later
- by Janet Jill, Dadpuns.com Popular Pun Replika Editoral.
THE MANUAL OF INTRODUCTION
Hiking and camping and preparing for cooler weather, as for parents, the holiday just began. Mean while some of us are still staying inside with the AC. Eitherway let’s keep the puns cool.
Recent Season Pun pulled from Members using the Assembler.
Try out Pun Assembly Required, and select a pun from the pun vault, or make your own and contribute!
Most Recently Added/Created
Dadpuns.com Member Puns about @seasonone
Some Summer Pun's pulled from Members using the Assembler.
We assemble all sorts of puns on photos. You can click any one of these to view a large version or share .
Dadpuns.com Member Puns
A random pun on a photo!
“ I tried using subliminal advertising once, but no one got the message. ”
( Ad Ads Example )
IT WAS AUGUST BEACH
HERE ARE SOME PUNS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED
What did the sunflower say to the sun in August?
“You’re shining a little too bright today, can you tone it down a bit?”
August, the month I start drinking pumpkin spice lattes....
to cope with the impending end of summer..
We are talking to our digital publishing assistant about expanding pages, articles, and things worth reading on Dadpuns.com. Expect no grammar checks and typos. Sometimes it’s not all about the Puns. We follow real news, and highlight spotted international news in comedy, entertainment, or other stories that might suit something real and grounded at Popular Pun. Courtesy of the lead editor.
- by Staff from Dadpuns.com Popular Pun
" It's the little things in life. "
– This could be your Ad. Wouldn’t you like that? Maybe put a pun on it and make your Ad a popular pun.
SPECIAL SPORTS WITH ADS IN PORT & BAGELS GALORE.
" It's the little things in life. "
– This could be your Ad. Wouldn’t you like that? Maybe put a pun on it and make your Ad a popular pun.
FURTHER INTRODUCTIONS
Seeing the same photopun more then once! That’s because it takes members photo puns or more of our staff to have a wide selection for the magazine to pull from the vault and display!
What did the sunflower say to the sun in August?
“You’re shining a little too bright today, can you tone it down a bit?”
- by Staff from Dadpuns.com Popular Pun
First season introductions continue when many forms of surfing let’s bring Kristen Nomad, a Dadpuns.com popular pun author into play . She likes to travels a lot and a lot of experience to share. A social content author and blog publish , her handle on the Dadpuns.com website is NomadPuns. Look out for her – In the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book that has survived not only five centuries but also the leaped into the world of electronic puns.
Assembly
Below is a screenshot of the current version of the Dadpuns.com Assembly. Here you can create photopuns. You can download and share free. You need a vault pass to submit photopuns to the site so they appear throughout on possibly in the current Popular Pun edition.
On the far left of that page, is Search the Vault, Search Backgrounds, and Search Decales. Those are for adding puns and backgrounds. When you search it will load 5 backgrounds Press the Refresh Cycle on the right of the search bar, and it will give you another 5 of the same search. Decals are like little stamps you can add to the photo, click that refresh cycle button to change the decale of a similar search.
In the below example, the member has searched for a background of a squirrel.
This section here allows you to customize the photopun. The lama will turn the Decale feature on or off, so when you search for a decale it will appear, and you can move it around. It is OFF by default.
The Circle creates a vingatte, which is good for merchandise. If you press the spaceman, it will bring the decale (if you have it turned on) over top of the vingatte created an effect. Expierment and see for yourself.
The dog tags will send your creation to the Dadpuns.com Dogtags and not the pun vault. Dogtags are done seperately from most of the Dadpuns.com website.
Clicking OWN Pun. Will enable you to type in a custom pun.
Click that button to send the punage!
The Pun Boombox
Our developers have created an entertainment outlet known as the Pun Boombox. There are things to do here while you’re waiting in line somewhere, or just want to rock some puns. Each season we add to or adjust the boombox, with new things.
Swag, Merch, Tshirts and lots of Mugs.
Products like this mug can have puns on them some can have a photopun. Each product will have a vault search to choose from the vault of Dadpuns.com, or put in your own.
Attributions from the Editor
This doll is unavailable and we are not sure who photographed it. If this doll belongs to you, please contact our photo infringement team.
D E L I V E R
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" AUGUST BEACH AND THE FIRST 1000 "
Editor’s Ending Notes :
Get in touch with our socialize team socialize@dadpuns.com if your interested in adding to an edition, writing an article, or advertising. Edition’s are released every 4 months.
Viewers can always go back and see previously released editions, along with the ads and articles that published with it.
Things. Things with Puns on them.
Official Dadpuns.com’s Members puns can be found throughout the site.
08/24/2024
ED1 AUG 24TH - OCT 1ST
AD PICTURES TO BLANK ADSPACE FOR EXTRA INTEREST
This could be your Ad. Wouldn’t you like that? Maybe put a pun on it and make your Ad a popular pun.
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